Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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