- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Queens Park rangers

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

John Stamos.

who is mark

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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