- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock knock Who's there Police

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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