- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

what?

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

obama

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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