- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

what?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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