What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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