- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Pinus Testicles

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

fack me in the ace! CC

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

knock knock Come in!!!

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