hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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That's what she didn't say

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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