- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

what do u call a apple a apple

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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