Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Jesus was a good guy

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What you reading? reading?

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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