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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

squirrels with massive bonerss

rishi is gay (coventry england)

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights