Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Snarf Nuggets

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

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