- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

yes... that's the joke

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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