How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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