Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

LIFE :(

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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