Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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