So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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