- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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