- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

A blind man walks into a wall.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

It smells like triangles in here.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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