- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Mormons having fun.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

knock knock who's there no one

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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