- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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