- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

That's what SHE said!

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

i can't stand cripple jokes

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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