How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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