Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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