- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell eight? 8

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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