- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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