- Anti Joke

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.