How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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