Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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