How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Welcome to die!

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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#Hanging Degus

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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