What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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eloise dey.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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charlie sheen losing

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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