- Anti Joke

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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