Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Neither have I

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

No.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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