- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Once upon a cross

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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