If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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