What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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