how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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brandon ya twwat

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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