why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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