homework

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

You're Adopted.

fava beans

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

toast points

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

your mom died.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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