A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Donald Trump

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Homosexuals are gay.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Anti Joke

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