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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Knock knock Who's there Police

The NBA and womens sports

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

religion.

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