Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Harry Styles

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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heads up!

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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