KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

how may i help you

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

The BCS

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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