Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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