OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Where's my baby??

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Romans rights.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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pickle sniffer

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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