How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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