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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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