What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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matty russel are you on here

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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cancer

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Thumbs this up

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Anti Joke

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