What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Potassium? K.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A mans opinion.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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