- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's up brah brah

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

She said no

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What number comes after 29? 30.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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