How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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