- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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