How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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