- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

u jelly?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Flop dog

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's up brah brah

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

She said no

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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