- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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