- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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