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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

womens rights.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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