Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Dogs in my home.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Shut the cork up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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