- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!