- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

wanna hear a joke? no.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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