- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Your mom.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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