knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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hi

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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