Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

whats a dick a dick

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Billy Cundiff.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is 9 + 10? 21

The Barackness Monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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