Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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hi

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Anti Joke

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