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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Your mom is fat

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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