What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Your mom is fat

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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