What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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boo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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men's rights.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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