- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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