An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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